On Marriage...

Arz kiya hai....

Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.


The last fight my wife and I had was my fault.  My wife asked, "What's
on  the "TV?"   I said,"Dust!" Then I woke up in the hospital.


In the beginning, God created earth and rested.  Then God created| man
and  rested.  Then God created woman.  Since then, neither God nor man
has rested.


My wife and I are inseparable.  In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a police dog to keep us apart.


Why do men die before their wives?  They want to.


A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said"I   haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and
said, "God,   wish  I had your willpower."


Do you know the punishment for bigamy?  Two mothers-in-law.


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.


First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel" 
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's   still alive."


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


    Getting married is very much like going to a
    restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
    when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
    had ordered that.



    A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.



    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
    intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope
    over experience.



    Marraige is  not a word...ITS A SENTENCE



    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
    finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the
    wrong man."



    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
    finished.



    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
    it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I
    don't know son, I'mstill paying."



    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
    of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries
    her? Dad: Thathappens in every country, son.



    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
    happiness was until I got married; and then it was too
    late."



    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
    know, I was afool when I married you." The husband
    replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
    notice."



    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
    wanted". Nextday he received a hundred letters. They
    all said the same thing:"You can have mine."



    When a man steals your wife, there is no better
    revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry



    Ninety  percent of Indian men cheat in marriage. The
    rest do not marry